Less egregious than selling your child on Kijiji: Shopping for new mom (568)

Strangely posted under "Community > Other".

WANTED: NEW MOM
Location Windsor Region

Hey,

Today, I was sitting on the couch watching my now Ex-mom's TV show "Coronation Street" and I told her I was hungry. Usually shell get me something the eat if shes not doing anything, on a commercial or something like that, but today, she told me that i was lazy and i need to get my own food, then i said that it was too much work and i hate doing dishes, so that is why i don't like cooking/getting food. Eventually after a while i just gave in and got my own food, THATS NOT EVEN THE WORST PART!!!!! When i was going to get my food my mom told me to get her some food! Im not her mother, I shouldnt be getting food for her, this is all backwards!!!

So anyway, now i am looking to replace my mom with a new mom, someone who will truly love me like a mother should, and get me food whenever i want, and buy me things, and all that cool stuff that mothers should enjoy doing for their children.

If you or someone that you know is interested please send me an email, and let me know what you have to offer!!

Thanks a lot!

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