Lonely nerd seeks to unload comic collection, find woman (579)

I feel for this guy. Obviously, I'm a nerd too. But I have a wife. And cats. He says he's never had a girlfriend, and somehow thinks being without his comic book collection will change things. I'm not so sure, but I wish him great success.

Dude, if you're reading this, get in touch and I'll do a whole feature piece about you right here at yousuckatkijiji.com.

Help me get a girlfriend: buy my damn comics.
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I’m 49 and haven’t had a real girlfriend yet. I’ve had dates, and a one-night-stand when I was 14.

The reason: I’m a nerd. I collect Porky Pig comics. And Archies and Hulks and Batmans and other dork favourites.

I need to stop collecting comics, get a wardrobe, and terminate my membership at First Choice Haircutters. I need to make myself desirable to women.

Can you help me do that?

If so, inquire about my collection of Silver Age comics. I’ve got superheroes and funny characters, condition VG-FN. If you’re interested, I’ll send you details.

Take these damn comics off my hands, so I can finally get my hands on a woman.

This post was written by: Gord McCord

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