Wife needs a boob job, offers wedding ring as collateral (581)

I've seen a lot of questionable requests for personal and business loans on Kijiji, and many are shining examples of how not to conduct your personal financial life. This poor fellow sounds so defeated when it comes to his wife's tittays.

Wanted: $8,000
Address Calgary, AB T2Y 3S4, Canada

I need a $8,000 loan to pay for my wife's boob job that she wants. I can pay it back in six months. Willing to pay interest. Can use wife's $10,000 wedding ring as collateral. Ring appraisal can be provided. That's her idea by the way. If you are willing to help let me know.

Thanks,

I do not endorse this.... unless the wife in question is undergoing a breast reduction surgery, which can really improve back pain and stuff.