Friday, May 11, 2012

You want to do what with a lady midget? (582)

Primordial dwarf standing lady`s back

Okay, this one's in French and required a consult on Twitter to decode:
Besoin d'une naine pour un party.
Address Montréal, QC, Canada
Job Type Please Contact

Nous recherchons une personne de petite taille feminine, pour un stag party.
Nous voulons effectuer quelques lancer de naine.
Nous vous garantissons votre sécurité, ainsi qu'une généreuse compensation financiere.
So, here's my admittedly rough translation, without checking a dictionary.

"We're looking for a woman of short stature for a stag party.
We want to take turns throwing the midget.
We guarantee your safety, and generous financial compensation.
Thank you."

Not nearly as funny when I thought they were all going to F the dwarf.

1 Responses to “You want to do what with a lady midget? (582)”

Lusus Naturae said...
May 12, 2012 at 10:26 AM

Just fed that to a machine translation program (always good for laughs) and your translation is right on. Which just makes it all the more disturbing. Is this how people have stag parties up there? Is this a Quebec thing? Or just a Crazy Person thing? Are they different things?

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