Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Gangster (or 'gangsta') Franglais about a kitchen set (592)

I kind of dig this kitchen set -- it looks like a giant guitar pick surrounded by tables. Very rock and roll. But in this case, it's not rock -- it's gangsta. At least that's the impression I get from a rough mental translation of this "French" Kijiji ad. This beast is lighting up my spell check like a Christmas tree.

YO! Ensemble de cuisine GANSTA à vendre
Price $250.00
Address Verdun, QC H4H 1X3, Canada

té le chef des mauves de st-sauveur, yo
tu te cherches un set de kitchen b*d*ss
tu cherches un set qui dit « kill* b*tch » à n’importe quel pozer qui rentre dans ton crib
t’as compris que les kitchen table carrées ça fait « p*ssy *ss »
j’ai la table qu’il te faut, yo!
une table en tri-angle, my men. 4 chairs, 1 bench, marron is da color.
tu de demandes, la table is-tu tough enough 4 da gansta life?
well, well, wazzup yo? j’aurais-tu dit « ensemble de cuisine gansta » si c’était pas gansta? check t’es maths, man, 3 corners, 3 pattes, yo c’est du support ça. tought sh*t.
même si t’es gansta b*d*ss, t’aimes ça économiser? well, well, yo, payer 250$ pour une table gansta qu’un autre chef de gang a payé 1000 $, tu diras à ton crew que tu l’as taxé, yo.

dépêches-toi, attends pas que le chef des jaunes de val david fasse un moove.
word up

3 Responses to “Gangster (or 'gangsta') Franglais about a kitchen set (592)”

Broodlee said...
May 20, 2021 at 1:15 AM

Very Amazing Kitchen Set. You shared such a Beautiful Blog. Your post is really helpful for Ktchen. Amazing info

Jennifer Kayla said...
May 20, 2021 at 1:22 AM

Your Kitchen set is Amazing with tables and Chairs. I have also Brands New Kitchen with Amazing Best Kitchen Products. Thanks for Sharing this blog.

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