Nerd-friendly accomodations for a Sheldon Cooper type (597)

Kijiji Calgary brings us this room rental ad inspired by the Big Bang Theory TV show. If I weren't married and living in the opposite end of the country in my own Cat6-wired house, I'd have a look! I'm putting this in the Kijiji Hall of Fame in a clear display of nerd bias.

Want to live in a place like Sheldon's from Big Bang Theory?
Price $550.00
Address Calgary, AB T3K 5P1, Canada
Furnished Yes

Looking for a liked-minded roommate, either male or female to come and share nerdvana with me up in the NW in Panorama Hills... must be as clean and germaphobic as Sheldon, as quiet as Raj when sober, and chaffeur me around like Leonard...j/k... I can drive... NO WOLOWITZS!

Nerdvana Creds:

Gigabit Wired Network
802.11n Wireless
6TB RAIDed Media File Share
THEATER Room with Surround Sound
SAN Backed ESX Farm (Spin up your own VMs)
Pool Table
Library with almost 1000 Video and Board Games
More Comic/Anime Toys than a grown man should comfortably have.
Use of spare gaming PC (Quad Core, 8 GB RAM, Dual 4850's)
Use of spare tablet (Froyo 2.2)
5 Different Gaming Consoles
Dedicated Business Internet (Guaranteed 50down/5up speeds) + your own Public IP if you need it.

Smoking OK (In the garage)

Boring Stuff:
Your own Private Full Bathroom
Bedroom can be furnished or not
Gorgeous views of Symon Valley and Country Hills Golf Course
Walking Paths located right next to backyard
Easy access to Stoney Trail

Preference will be given to anyone who owns a NetApp or an IronPort.

Rent includes utils and all of the above
Credit check and prev landlord references required
Roommate Agreement will need to be signed (Relax, it's nothing like the one on the show)

This post was written by: Gord McCord

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