Sunday, June 3, 2012

Are you a woman who bleeds every month? (599)

I have never heard of the town of Onoway, Alberta. I imagine it's pronounced like my reaction to this ad: "Oh, no way!" The short message: I got knocked up, so take my leftover thong-liners and give me baby furniture. (If you want to make the trade, see if the ad's still up at Kijiji Edmonton.)

One box of Playtex Gentle Glide Tampons and five Kotex Thong panty liners. I've been a faithful consumer of the Playtex brand tampons and highly recommend them for unsurpassed absorbency and comfort during use and application process. I am willing to let these items go as I won't need them for the next 7 months or so... I will gladly trade for a cherry wood sleigh style crib or maternity wear suitable for winter months. Contact Shannon
Partial boxes feminine hygiene products
Price Swap / Trade
Address Onoway, AB T0E, Canada

One box of Playtex Gentle Glide Tampons and five Kotex Thong panty liners. I've been a faithful consumer of the Playtex brand tampons and highly recommend them for unsurpassed absorbency and comfort during use and application process. I am willing to let these items go as I won't need them for the next 7 months or so... I will gladly trade for a cherry wood sleigh style crib or maternity wear suitable for winter months. Contact Shannon

1 Responses to “Are you a woman who bleeds every month? (599)”

Anonymous said...
June 3, 2012 at 10:37 AM

Shannon = a Darwin Award contender! If this is real I feel sorry for that baby - his/her mom doesn't set the bar very high.


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