The vehicle for surviving the zombie apocalypse (605)

Everyone's been so excited lately with the zombie globosupermegapocalypse coming this fall. So it's no wonder that a vehicle like this Hummer would appear on Kijiji Calgary. I would have assumed you'd have to add all the guns and bombs yourself, but Calgary's Calgary. Who am I to argue?

2008 HUMMER H2 Black Knight SUV - Zombie Apocalypse Machine
Price $89,000.00

For Sale By OwnerMake HUMMER
Model H2
Trim Black Knight
Year 2008
Kilometers 20000
Body Type SUV, Crossover
Transmission Automatic
Colour Black
Drivetrain 4 x 4
Type Used
Fuel Type Diesel

2008 H2 Hummer Ready for Action

Remember Bruce Banner...remember The Incredible Hulk...well thats what happens to you when you step inside this beast of insanity. Black gamma rays practically pulse from this FOUR WHEEL DRIVE BAD BOY! I mean come on, look at it, it looks like it could smash through a building and then play chicken with a tank. All you out there that want your cake and eat it too, try this on for size. Leather seats, sunroof, nerf bars, tow package, and a Bose sound system to rock out and announce yourself to all who would commit evil. Whoever thought of the stupid Sprite commercial of "image is nothing, thirst is everything" needs to suck down a tall glass of Hummer 2 and realize IMAGE IS EVERYTHING!!!

DRAGON POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7- MA Deuce 50 caliber machine guns
2- 30 caliber M1919 machine guns
10- mini-guns with rotating action
4- RPG’s rocket propelled grenade launchers
20 mm real shells on front brush guard and on back spare tire
50 caliber on top

This post was written by: Gord McCord

Gord McCord, webmaster at You Suck at Kijiji, makes fun of funny things on Kijiji. Do not take him too seriously. Also do not take yourself too seriously. Follow him on Twitter