How not to sell an expensive guitar on Kijiji (613)

What's missing here? Oh, a picture. Pictures on Kijiji really help, especially when you're selling something rare and obscenely expensive.

Selling Gibson Randy Rhoads aged les paul custom
Price $9,500.00

This guitar is in mint condition it is the only one in Canada and I paid 8000 dollars roughly for this guitar I am selling it for 3000 dollars more because it is really rare and hard to come across in Canada I will only respond to serious buyers I will not accept trades and the price is firm no lowballers.If you would like to purchase this guitar we will meet I will show you the guitar and we will head to the bank. This is a very limited run guitar only 100 of them were made and I got the only one in Canada there was a waiting list of 43 people luckily I was the first one to order it comes with case with a replica of Randy's signature on it and it also comes with certificate of authenticity and straplocks.I know its a very high price but It's really rare and selling for more on other websites.

 Seriously. I'd love for this to be a little bit of guitar pr0n because musicians are such gear sluts, but... nope! Another Kijiji picture fail.