Friday, June 29, 2012

Seeking cleaner in French maid uniform; also a handyman (616)

This series of Kijiji cleaning ads starts out pervy and gets less pervy, which is actually more pervy when you consider the starting point and that the same perviness is probably being projected without saying so. And if you want to know if this guy's your neighbour, just look up the postal code. It'll point you right to his building on Yonge Street south of Finch in Toronto.

Wanted: condo cleaned by woman in french maid outfit
Toronto, ON M2N 6K7, Canada

looking for woman 20 to 30 to clean my condo in sexy outfit french maid etc...
Three days later...another Kijiji cleaning ad, but without the costume:
looking for last minute cleaner tonite!!!
Address North York, ON M2N 6K7, Canada
Job Type Temporary

My regular cleaner could not make it tonite I have a condo by yonge and finch i f some one is available please me Joe 416 xxx 9524 thank you
 And three more days later, a craving for a handyman:
need someone to assemble dining set
Address North York, ON M2N 6K7, Canada
Job Type Please Contact

have a counter top table and a corner chair as well as 2 benches to assemble looking for clean reliable handyman
Here you go, Joe. I didn't list your cell phone number -- you're welcome. Next time, try Craigslist. They're cool with this stuff.


Kijiji Wanted: condo cleaned by woman in french maid outfit Toronto, ON M2N 6K7, Canada looking for woman 20 to 30 to clean my condo in sexy outfit french maid etc...

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