Amateur masseur wants to rub you the right way (624)

I hope adding irrelevant 'keywords' to the end of your post isn't the thin edge of the wedge toward Kijiji SEO spam. Add to this that we have a massage ad in the iPhone section.

Eek! My gut tells me this is somehow an error, or someone edited his ad after the fact via someone tweeting from the "Congratulations!" page with the edit link. Why's Kijiji still let you do that, by the way?

He says:

Almost Professional Massage Guy
Price $20.00
Address Hamilton, ON, Canada

Need a massage but don't want to spend the money? Hi im Erek Skeater, and I offer cheap massage, I almost finish my program and my aunt says I'm great at giving, so I decided to start off. I can come to you or you come to my house. Thanks for looking. Have a good time.

Keywords iPad iPhone car Honda civic accord 3GS coke message android

So, if you look up from beneath a towel one day and see this guy, ask him what his oily hands have to do with a Honda Civic.