Saturday, July 14, 2012
Who needs good grades when you have swag? (625)
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yo i be 20 year old tryn to make it in this rap game but dis world dun love no1 so u need tha money to make things happen na mean so im postin this resume lookin 4 dat work i have lots of skills dat can succeed your company ya feel me niggiz like me are looking somewhere to work but i aint bout that hourly i want dat straight up money in my hand ya hurd
some of my skills r listed below
- i can roll a blunt in da rain
- kount money faster than a bank teller
- disconnect a car stereo in 9 seconds
- 22 SPM (stabs per minute)
- got my probatin officer 2 fall in luv wit me
- school wasn 4 me but i went to lunch cuz it was free
- i can do a crazy dougie
- i know how 2 run 3 blocks in 30 seconds with 2 32 inch flat screens in my hands
I've not seen this ad on Kijiji with my own eyes, so I can't vouch for its authenticity. Screengrabs have been circulating on Twitter. I wasn't going to post it, but people keep coming here looking for the "black guy Kijiji ad" -- which I find a little offensive, but if people are looking for it, they might as well find it here.

This post was written by: Gord McCord
Gord McCord, webmaster at You Suck at Kijiji, makes fun of funny things on Kijiji. Do not take him too seriously. Also do not take yourself too seriously. Follow him on Twitter
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2 Responses to “Who needs good grades when you have swag? (625)”
July 16, 2012 at 6:28 PM
haha 22 SPM wow.
February 23, 2013 at 10:24 AM
LMFAO
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