Who needs good grades when you have swag? (625)

yo i be 20 year old tryn to make it in this rap game but dis world dun love no1 so u need tha money to make things happen na mean so im postin this resume lookin 4 dat work i have lots of skills dat can succeed your company ya feel me niggiz like me are looking somewhere to work but i aint bout that hourly  i want dat straight up money in my hand ya hurd
some of my skills r listed below
- i can roll a blunt in da rain
- kount money faster than a bank teller
- disconnect a car stereo in 9 seconds
- 22 SPM (stabs per minute)
- got my probatin officer 2 fall in luv wit me
- school wasn 4 me but i went to lunch cuz it was free
- i can do a crazy dougie
- i know how 2 run 3 blocks in 30 seconds with 2 32 inch flat screens in my hands

I've not seen this ad on Kijiji with my own eyes, so I can't vouch for its authenticity. Screengrabs have been circulating on Twitter. I wasn't going to post it, but people keep coming here looking for the "black guy Kijiji ad" -- which I find a little offensive, but if people are looking for it, they might as well find it here.