Tuesday, July 10, 2012
You fart like a clydesdale. Let's make out. (621)
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One tweeter described this Kijiji Hamilton Missed Connections ad as "the funniest and best use of Kijiji I've ever seen." I can smell what she's cooking.
As much as I hate to burst anyone's bubble, the ad is a fake. Missed Connections Addict had the same ad listed in 2011, listed as "You farted in Whole Foods." So, I give this ad a fail for plagiarism.You farted in Fortinos
You were the tall brunette with the near perfect body that farted in the bread section last Friday. I was the tall guy next to you that looked over and asked, "Was that you?" You quickly replied "No...Wasn't me!" You almost seemed insulted I would ask. As the stink grew you continued to deny your flatuence, but it was evident. I tried to get rid of the stench by waiving 2 loafs of Ciabatta bread. You proceeded to storm off in an angry manner. You are beautiful and even if you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I'd love to meet up sometime.
This post was written by: Gord McCord
Gord McCord, webmaster at You Suck at Kijiji, makes fun of funny things on Kijiji. Do not take him too seriously. Also do not take yourself too seriously. Follow him on Twitter
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3 Responses to “You fart like a clydesdale. Let's make out. (621)”
July 13, 2012 at 10:27 PM
Your website is a joke.
I'm the one that made that Kijiji ad and, yes, it's a copy, but I got 17k+ views and 3 "thank you" e-mails each day.
Worth it.
August 16, 2012 at 11:39 AM
Translation to the above: Your website is a joke! I got people to pay attention to me by copying someone else's idea! I am not a joke!
April 29, 2022 at 10:41 AM
This was from an actual ad on Craigslist, not fake. I think it was around 2011, a friend of mine sent me a URL to the page, but it has changed forms over the years.
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