Nanny needed for my husband (644)

We're having a tough enough time finding a cat-sitter for a week-long vacation, but this lady's got her work cut out for it. A lazy, incompetent hubby who needs a grown-up to keep an eye on him.

Seeking Nanny
Address Royale Blvd, Halifax, NS B2W 0H9, Canada
Job Type Contract

I'm being completely serious.

I'm leaving the province for 12 days. I'm looking to hire someone to come in the house, tidy up (normal house-keeper duties), but also to cook him dinner. He is a picky eater. My fridge, freezer, and pantry are stuffed with foods of his liking. You just need to prepare them. I'll even email you what he does and doesn't like.


He's not disabled, just lazy.

Again, I'm being totally serious. I don't want to come home to my condo in shambles.

Serious replies only please!