Processed cheese slices in exchange for your iPhone (655)

Now that the iPhone hype has died down, I feel safe posting this ad without having to fear that rabid fans will overload the servers at You Suck at Kijiji with their furious hunger for all things iPhone 5.

I've seen people trying to up-trade their iPhone 3 for an iPhone 4s. That's flatly dumb. But is this stupid or devilishly clever?

Wanted: Your iPhone 4 for My 3 Cheese Slices (Found Cleaning Fridge)
Price Swap / Trade
Address Halifax, NS, Canada

Looking to trade Your iPhone 4 for My 3 Cheese Slices I found cleaning the fridge this morning.

There i was, on hands and knees, scrubbing the bottom crisper when i looked up and there i saw, glowing like a fat mans face at an all you can eat buffet from long john silvers, 3 Cheese Slices ( well 3 1/2 really, searched everywhere for that other 1/2 slice, but cant find anywhere).

I believe they are Kraft, not 100% sure... If you want the other 1/2 slice you can have it, but iPhone must be in excellent condition. (Was only gonna chuck it on a burger later anyway.)

Please let me know ASAP, as i have Already taken the cheese slices out of the fridge, i repeat.. the cheese slices are OUT of the fridge...