Satan's Guitar Amp with Free Kitten (650)

You can always trust Kijiji Saint John to come up with weird stuff. @TheBaldBiker tweeted this ad for a monstrous made-in-Toronto guitar amp that comes with (one or two) free kittens. It doesn't go to 11, but one of the knobs is labelled INTENSITY. As per the last line, you can have it delivered as long as you DON'T live in Moncton.

1966 Traynor Guitar Mate (YGM-3) - Brand new Tubes & Caps
Price $450.00
Address St John, NB E2L 2W6, Canada

Will you love to have a great amp? Do you love the old guitar tones that are famous? Can you handle 20 SMASHING watts of ALL TUBE TONE TERROR? Are you scared Satan will manifest in your guitar playing? Well, good news: the devil isn't real, and this is the amp for YOU!

Why try some other amp when you can have an amp that has been enjoyed so many times by so many men, boys, girls, Randys and children?

This amp is so great, Traynor decided to do a re-issue of it, and guess what? They're $1200+! Holy smokes! This is a real-deal, original 1966 (pre-circuit breaker, pre-bright switch, pre-side bumpers...) that has all BRAND NEW JJ tubes, brand new Nicholson electrolytic capacitors, and a 3-prong power cord, with the ground switch and "death cap" already removed for your safety.

This is an amp you can enjoy for yourself so much, and will be great for practice, recording, touring Europe (Eastern), taking on a (very) large sail boat, or lending to an acquaintance. Show off your guitar skills & great tone at your next pizza party or homebrew computer club meeting!

The reverb and trem can do Twin Peaks, Dick Dale, East Bay Ray, and OTHER SWIMMING IN REVERB AND TREM SOAKED STYLES!

Everyone agrees, you should try & buy this lovingly beaten up amp today. Like right now. Buy now and receive a FREE KITTEN (OR TWO!!!)!

Modifications include:

-Full set of JJ tubes (preamp, phase inverter, power)
-Removed ground switch/death cap
-Re-biased for excellent tube life
-Added 3 prong power cord with ground wired to chassis (SAFE!!!)
-Separate trem & reverb footswitch jacks replaced with one stereo jack for use with modern dual switches
-Extra jacks removed from front
-Screen grid resistors supped up
-B+ filter caps supped up
-Internal speaker RCA connector removed and replaced with an expensive right-angle 1/4 inch connector
-Recently replaced Power lamp

Kittens include:
-Male tabby, mostly grey & black & white - rambunctious!
-Female "money cat" with some stripped stuff and some blotchy stuff! Cute!


Located in the uptown SJ. You can come try, pick up, or I'll bring it you at your place if you don't live in Moncton.

Thank You For Your Time