Thursday, October 4, 2012

Cool vintage Chevy, but needs a dictionary (657)

Kijiji reader @DatsunBlues tipped me off on Twitter to this train wreck of a car ad: "Spell Check broken in the trailer park?" he asks. "Great car, piss poor seller!"

First, the ad as posted. Then the translation, even though I know nothing about cars.

1979 Chevrolet Impala Coupe
Price $4,500.00
Address 7410 105 St NW, Edmonton, AB T6E, Canada
Make Chevrolet
Model Impala
Year 1979
Kilometers 170000
Body Type Coupe (2 door)
Transmission Automatic
Colour Brown
Drivetrain Rear-wheel drive (RWD)
Fuel Type Gasoline

This car is in arigunal paint and has minimal rust,new dull exust,new 350 turbo tranny,fresh paint under the hood,and a stok 350.CID moter,with alum intake freshly seald and fresh GM blue paint.I,m asking 4500.00 OBO,The only reson I,m selling is to buy a 47 stylmaster coupe to billed RatRod.Know test piolits please.serios inquierys only.Please call for more imffo,or to veiue.
1979 Chevrolet Impala Coupe

This car has original paint and minimal rust, new dual exhaust, new 350 turbo tranny, fresh paint under the hood, and a stock 350. CID motor, with aluminum intake freshly sealed and fresh GM blue paint. I'm asking $4500 or best offer. The only reason I'm selling is to buy a '47 Stylemaster coupe to build a RatRod. No test pilots, please! Serious inquiries only. Please call for more info or to view.

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