Hockey team seeks bottle-toting puck bunny (658)

I'm not an athlete or even an athletic supporter, so I can't tell whether this ad is earnest and legit, or a tongue-in-cheek attempt to get some hotness near the bench. Is this Kijiji Ottawa job ad the real deal or a cheap attempt to get a beer-soaked woman in the locker room?

Female Equipment Manager
Address Ottawa, ON K1P 6N7, Canada
Job Type Full-Time

Semi Professional Hockey Mens Beer league team seeks the duties of a female equipment manager between
the ages of 18-25.

Hockey knowledge is not an asset but must be willing and show interest to learn.
Must wear a uniform consisting of lululemon pants and white tank top of choice.
Duties are:
-Show up 30 minutes before scheduled ice time and collect the Key from front desk.
-Bring water bottles and pucks. Clean and refill water bottles.
-Make sure everyone signs the gamesheet and bring it to the time keeper.
-Distribute water bottles between defence and forwards evenly on the bench area.
-Must cheer the team and boo the opposition during the game.
-When game is complete, take key and unlock dressing room.
-Go back to the bench area and pickup bottles & Pucks.

Hours of work: 2 hrs a week, pay 50-60$ cash and unlimited beer.
Location: All games played at Carleton University.

Must stroke our ego's in the parking lot during pints time.

Only serious candidates apply.

References and pictures maybe asked.

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