Like My Fair Lady....but with a guy (665)

The challenge: Take a boorish, scruffy man and turn him into a socially acceptable gentleman. Monique sends this one in. Thanks!

Personal Coach / Mentor Needed
Address Lethbridge, AB T1J 2T4, Canada
Job Type Contract

I am looking for a personal coach who is able to teach me the ins and outs of being a productive member of society. I have recently ended a long-term involuntary 'staycation' and really would like to relearn things like etiquette, ballroom dance, culture (wine knowledge, high arts, etc).

I want to be honest right from the get-go so I'll let you know now that I am likely to embarrass you and that I am rough around the edges. I also am not likely to be able to pay you until the ground thaws in the spring.

It would be preferred that you are a female, educated and self sufficient financially, bonded and I would prefer that you are at least 6'0" with long gams. Knowledge of local back roads would be a asset and legally being able to cross the border is a must.

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