Slap this on your man's wrist to de-sissify him (671)

I hope 2013 will be the end of the "manly man" ads. Here's what may be the last one.

It is a manly man's watch!
Price $1,000,000.00
Address Wellesley, ON N0B 2T0, Canada

For sale is the manliest mans watch of all time! Let your man know how much of a man you think he is with this watch for a Christmas gift. Your man not living up to the manly man standards of you and your family? Is your son in law too much like a daughter in law? This is the watch for you... him. This watch is guaranteed to fix all the things you don't like about your sissy man, and make him into the man from those old spice commercials. Enjoy 50 Shades? Your man will know exactly how and when to do those things, just by wearing this watch. Say your out for a night on the town, some punks jump out from around the corner to mug you, can your man defend you? With this watch he won't need to, ninjas and navy seals wear this watch and any would be muggers will see it and run in fear thus saving you, and your mans embarrassment of possibly using you as a human shield. Never been worn, being such a manly man that I am, surely something catastrophic would have happened to the space time flux capacitor continuum black hole factor where Voltron would appear and my force powers would no longer be in my control dooming humanity for the rest of time, I thought better of putting it on. Your welcome.
Still has price tag on it, obviously the watch isn't a million bucks... make me an offer, trades welcome.

I don't guarantee any of the previous statements except that its never been worn, and still has all protective stickers and such on it. If your reading this, its still available. If you email me, I will email back, so check your junk mail as many times thats where my responses seem to go.

This post was written by: Gord McCord

Gord McCord, webmaster at You Suck at Kijiji, makes fun of funny things on Kijiji. Do not take him too seriously. Also do not take yourself too seriously. Follow him on Twitter