Tuesday, December 18, 2012
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There's a 19-year-old girl in Edmonton who wants bigger breasts.
She doesn't have the money to pay. The lenders don't believe she'll pay back a loan, so they're demanding someone to co-sign. That way, when the girl with the new breasts fails to pay, they can go after someone more responsible. Sadly for her, she's not related to anyone who's good at paying back the money they owe. Everyone in her family has bad credit, too.
So, our flat-chested, blond, tanned, Kijiji Edmonton girl is now asking strangers to help. The banks know she's not going to pay back the money -- so she's hoping you'll sacrifice YOUR credit for her tittays. That's why she's putting herself out there under Community > Volunteers.
Think I'm making this up? I'm not. She has other ads.
She's giving away a cat. Says she's just too busy to care for the kitty because she's out working.
She's also looking for work. The photo with her resume features her jagged collarbones and a little black dress. She works full-time as a community support worker, but just so you know, she's licensed to serve alcohol.
Also for sale is a $4500 sectional sofa that vibrates. Barely sat on.
And she wants 2 Scream tickets. I don't know what that means.