Friday, January 25, 2013

Three ads, and you have to read all three (686)

JC sent me the following three ads from Kijiji Woodstock, and at first I thought he'd made a mistake or had no sense of humour. But trust me, follow along. The payoff is worth it.

Ad #1:

Mature, responsible, 37 year old. Available for child care / babysitting.  In your home.  In Woodstock area.  Flexible schedule, available pretty much at all hours.

 Ad #2:

Are you going away on Holiday and need someone 2 look after and love your pets while you're away or watch over your home?  Or have trouble getting around or finding the time these days 2 walk your dog(s) daily or whatever?  I'd love 2 help! Email me here or call Shannon at 519.   I'm 37 years old, very responsible. I have an Animal Care Certificate from Sheridan College shortly after high school. I do drive, as well.

Ad #3:

Do you need a nice, relaxing massage today? Allow me. You will leave one very happy customer.   I'm 37 years old, 5' tall, 125 pounds.

1 Responses to “Three ads, and you have to read all three (686)”

Anonymous said...
February 15, 2013 at 4:18 PM

It's awesome how the massage post has over 5 times the views as the others.

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