Buy your way into Canada as a set-up rich guy (with a dog) (692)

I have a feeling this Kijiji Winnipeg ad is trying to make a point about affluence.

This dog comes with the house when you buy the whole Canadian Citizen package.

Buy your Canadian Citizenship, House, Business, Property, Canada
Price $1,100,000.00
Address Winnipeg, MB R3P 2H6, Canada
Bedrooms (#) 6 or more bedrooms
Bathrooms (#) 6 or more bathrooms
Size (sqft) 2503
For Sale By Owner



Description

Buy a Canadian Citizenship with this package designed to get your Canadian life on the go. Stop piecing these things out and buy it all in 1 go with this package fit for a king.
Price includes:
- A 7 Bedroom house in an upscale neighbourhood.
- A houseboat on beautiful Lake of the Woods
- A slightly used 2007 Coachman Mirada RV
- A 2006 Jeep Commander
- A 2009 Sea Doo (I'll throw in some skis)
- An established business that is considered a Winnipeg icon
(Business optional [included in price])
- All Home/Boat and RV furnishings provided down to the pots and pans
- A 2001 Yorkshire Terrier.
- Also includes a 1 week vacation to my new hotel in Mexico.


Now for the details:

House
-Over 2500 square feet
-7 Bedrooms (2 down stairs)
-3.5 Bathrooms
- Located on an Upscale neighbourhood (Lindenwoods)
-Numerous upgrades
-Fully finished Basement
-Comes completely Furnished and accesorised.
- Attached oversized double Garage
More details provided upon inquiry.

Houseboat

-40' Threebouys Houseboat
- 1986
- Numerous Renovations and Maintenance upgrades
-1 Bath
- Sleeps 10
-Fully and functioning.
-Fully furnished
-Considered in excellent condition.
More details available on inquiry.

Coachman

-2007 Coachman Mirada
-Very slightly used
- Less then 9,000 Miles.
- Double slide out
-Self contained with 2 dual vent roof air conditioners
-Exterior and interior upgrade packages.

Jeep

-2006 Jeep Commander
-approx. 100 000 KM
More details upon inquiry

Sea-Doo

-2009 Sea-doo
- Bought new in 2011
- Approx 65 Hours
- 0-50 in 2.5 seconds
- 355 Horsepower
More details upon inquiry

Business

-Included in Price, can be removed with price adjustment.
-Established business for over 33 years.
- More details upon inquiry

Dog
-2001 Model Yorkshire Terrier
-Pure Bred No papers
- Well Trained
- Great For company
- Unneutered
- Missing some teeth otherwise healthy.

Included in this package is a 1 week all inclusive vacation for 2 at the hotel I plan on buying with the proceeds from the package sold
Paypal not accepted on this deal.

Contact for tour of the assets.

This post was written by: Gord McCord

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