Monday, May 13, 2013
Left hand for sale (702)
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My Left HandPrice $2,500.00
My left hand. I can have it surgically removed and put on ice on short notice. Skilled hand, approximately 30 years old, male. Blood type to be provided upon sale. Great for amputees! This is a dominant hand so the muscle memory includes penmanship, guitar and piano, contains average puck control ability with a hockey stick. Works for both gold and baseball, not recommended for rock climbing or tennis without proper training. Hand is very large, great for slapping and firm handshakes. $2500 firm
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