Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Sandwich bags of rabbit turds (707)

Tracey, thanks for sending this in. They look like those delicious chocolate-covered caramels but the taste is a bit off.

First here is a crash course on rabbits poo. Rabbits have two kinds of poo. One is general release of the things their bodies don't need. This poo is soft and sticky. Exactly like when we feel the need to go. Now bunnies have a second kind. They also have a type of poo that is rich in fibre, vitamins and minerals. In fact, bunnies, after they poos these they come back a eat them again to digest all the goodness. Nummy. This poo is small, hard and have virtually no smell. These poos are excellent fertilizer because they work like timed bombs of pure plant goodess. You take a small handful and put it in your indoor or outdoor potted plants and over time the poos slowly release their awesomness into the soil.

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