Your home needs these two horrid cats (710)

This isn't the first time we've spotlighted a funny Kijiji ad seeking to rehome a horrible cat (this one's my favourite) but rarely has there been one so simple and direct.

TWO HORRID CATS FOR A PATIENT HOME
Address Middle Sackville, NS B4E 3B6, Canada
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Offered By Owner

Two female cats need a home. Awful animals. They have picked apart furniture and when upset with not getting their way, one will deficate in the room adjacent to where you are, while the other will urinate on the run directly in front of you.

Both cars are fixed and have been fed only organic food.

If your willing to house these two incredibly awful animals, they come with carriers, food, multitude of toys, two types of litter boxes and 4 foot cat house.

As you can tell, I have tried everything to stop the bad behaviour. Unfortunately I don't even think the devil himself could possess enough patience to handle these two. My entire life has been among animals. In a short year, these two have managed to ensure future cats will never be found in my home. Ever. Nor will an adopted animal. I've never rescued an animal, and after this experience, I urge whomever reading this now to never adopt cats. No good can come of it.

I've tried calling the SPCA, and they won't take them. I don't have the heart to do the unthinkable. I'm simply hoping someone may be looking for a challenge.

This post was written by: Gord McCord

Gord McCord, webmaster at You Suck at Kijiji, makes fun of funny things on Kijiji. Do not take him too seriously. Also do not take yourself too seriously. Follow him on Twitter