Friday, October 11, 2013

Get off my back about my smoking dog that bites people (717)

Twitter user @stacymaee says "one of the most bizarre kijiji ads ive ever seen." She's obviously not been to yousuckatkijiji.com, but she's on to something.

Dog smoking a cigarette

Thing is, it's obviously a rip-off of an old American ad. Obama t-shirts? Nancy Pelosi? Flag-burners? What Canadian in Barrie would write such a thing? If you're going to steal an ad to get attention, why not pick one that might resonate here?

♥♥OUR DOG♥♥
Price Free
Address Barrie, ON L4M 2K3, Canada


♥IN RESPONSE TO ALL THE RECENT E-MAILS♥
♥ABOUT OUR DOG: ♥

PLEASE BE ADVISED, WE ARE SICK AND TIRED OF ANSWERING QUESTIONS
ABOUT OUR DOG!!!!!

YES, HE MAULED SIX PEOPLE WEARING OBAMA T-SHIRTS, FOUR PEOPLE WEARING PELOSI T-SHIRTS, NINE TEENAGERS WITH PANTS HANGING PAST THEIR CRACK, THREE FLAG BURNERS,
AND A TAXI DRIVER.

FOR THE LAST TIME...
THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE HE'S FREE!!!!!

NO, I DO NOT APPROVE OF HIS SMOKING, BUT - HE SAYS IT HELPS GET THE "BAD TASTE" OUT OF HIS MOUTH!!!!!

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