Kijiji Suck 216: All kinds of crap: Regular price $899!!!!

On my regular Twitter search for Kijiji, a guy keeps coming up with a picture of pro wrestler Hunter Hearst Helmsley ("HHH") spewing water. There's no consistency to the ads other than that they're a) all for crap, b) spelled poorly and c) regularly priced at $899!!!

Here are a few:

1992 CHEVROLET CAVAILIER right wiper blade - $35

DESCRIPTION and CONDITION: brand new aftermarket OUR REGULAR PRICE $899! PAYMENT METHOD AND POLICY: US POST OFFICE MONEY ORDER OR GOOGLE CHECK OUT PAYPAL IS AVAILABLE BUT NOT RECOMMENDED! Our goal is to get the item to you ASAP.

1995-1996 NISSAN MAXIMA left taillight - $70

DESCRIPTION and CONDITION: brand new aftermarket OUR REGULAR PRICE $899! PAYMENT METHOD AND POLICY: US POST OFFICE MONEY ORDER OR GOOGLE CHECK OUT PAYPAL IS AVAILABLE BUT NOT RECOMMENDED! Our goal is to get the item to you ASAP.

charcaol - $45

DESCRIPTION and CONDITION: brand new OUR REGULAR PRICE $899! PAYMENT METHOD AND POLICY: US POST OFFICE MONEY ORDER OR GOOGLE CHECK OUT PAYPAL IS AVAILABLE BUT NOT RECOMMENDED! Our goal is to get the item to you ASAP

Kijiji shows off the new no-duplicate policy

 Loving this new graphic about Kijiji's crackdown on non-local and duplicate ads:

Kijiji Suck 215: If this pet owner was a parent, I'd call Children's Aid

This person has a litter of ads on Kijiji, and someone on the Kijiji Forums says s/he has called the local police department with a complaint of some sort against the poster. A sampling of the ads, with more after the break.

puppy undder 3 monthes, under $50

hello, thankyou for takeing the time to read my add , i am looking for a puppy for my brother under 3 monthes as my dad wont let me get him one any older

Then two days later......

any size dog cage ,

Hello,
i am looking for a small dog cage for my brother, my dog juat had a puppy and he is getting him and he wants a cage so if you have a free or cheap 5-20 $ one laying around colecting dust please E-mail me anytime or call me Anytime after 3

Kijiji Monday Special: What kind of services do you offer, ma'am?

Special thanks to a new visitor who sent this one in from the "Services, Other" category:

CALL ME IF YOUR IN NEED OF FUN (Rochester)

CALL 585-285-8806 FOR MORE INFO

---

Yeesh. American Kijiji ads are so boring now.

Now, this ad was posted by "msgetright1502" ... sounds like a fairly unique username, so let's see what else msgetright1502 has online. Oh, mercy! Looks like Ms. Latoya Young is a busy lady on the interwebs.

A youtube channel! The featured video is described as "THE FINAL VIDEO FOR THE TRADE: THIS SONG IS ABOUT YALL DOWN LOW DEAD ASS WRONG NIGGAZ FRONTEN OUT HERE AND GET-IN THAT MALE BOOTY MEAT STOP IT ALREADY ......"

A profile on Rochester Black Chat! Yup, Rochester, that checks out. Does the writing match? Well, here she says "IM READY FOR U TO MEEET ME CUMM OVER AND ILL MAKE SURE U GOOD" ... Seems to fit.

So, what've we learned here? Not much! Other than Ms. Latoya Young of Rochester NY is all over some raunchy internet sites as msgetright1502, looking for sex which she may or may not be charging for. Whether she is or is not, I'm not one to judge. She's clearly not shy.

I just wonder what she's doing under "Services."